ummm... hello?

I think I need this. I mean, I have a lot of graveyard shift time on my hands to scour the internet for baby products, and I've found a lot of cool stuff .... but this.

From the 4moms website:
The Origami is the world’s first power-folding stroller: at the touch of a button, it folds itself. It’s also the world’s first cell phone-charging, mileage-counting, LCD-sporting stroller, with generators in the rear wheels that charge the stroller as you walk. Plus, the Origami has daytime running lights, pathway lights for low-light conditions, and sensors that detect when a child’s in the seat (so it’ll never fold by accident). From power folding to cell phone charging, it’s everything a stroller should be.
Oh really, I can just charge my cell phone while on a walk? Cool.

PS It's nearly a thousand dollars after all the accessories you have to buy to make it worth it. Ha. Sorry we're not those people that buy $1000 strollers.

But I actually do want this:

Same company, but this is only $299.....

Just for fun, here are some more things that are out of my kid's price range:

Heart Dress

Ursa the Bear

Pink skinny cords

Owl Fiesta (even at 5-pieces, not worth it)

Sleepytime Rocker